In my mind, we can conquer the world.. You and I.. You and I, You and I..
explaining something to someone for the 10th time and they still dont get it
And now you’re like this. Fucking fucker. So fucking pissed off.
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously
It’s been so long, the idea seems funny and far out now.